"Fire Ants" Microfiber-Knit Premium Tee

Define the day by wearing this not-so-celebrated take on the infamous quote. Designed to stimulate intellectual conversation* while promoting an air of wisdom by its wearer**, this versatile° piece compliments nearly any ensemble°° and is guaranteed to find a place from beach to dinner party. ¥

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 

*Not intended to promote anything resembling stimulating or intellectual. Unless a scowl is considered intellectual. 

**Definitely does NOT promote an air of anything other than low-brow sophomoric humor.

°Absolutely non-versatile.

°°Not recommended for anything mid-formal or above, especially not dinner parties.

¥Probably not even the beach unless you want to piss off some nags...