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"Fire Ants" Crew Neck Unisex

"Fire Ants" Crew Neck Unisex

Regular price $26.01 USD
Regular price Sale price $26.01 USD
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Define the day by wearing this not-so-celebrated take on the infamous quote. Designed to stimulate intellectual conversation* while promoting an air of wisdom by its wearer**, this versatile° piece compliments nearly any ensemble°° and is guaranteed to find a place from the beach to a dinner party. ¥


**Does NOT promote an air of anything other than low-brow sophomoric humor.
° Absolutely non-versatile.
°° Not recommended for anything mid-formal or above, especially not dinner parties.
¥ Probably not even the beach unless you want to piss off some nags... 

.: 100% Polyester
.: Thin fabric (4.0 oz/yd² (113 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Tagless
.: Runs true to size
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

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